Jan Böhmermann „BE DEUTSCH! [Achtung! Germans on the rise!]“ – 2016-10-03

Jan Böhmermann „BE DEUTSCH! [Achtung! Germans on the rise!]“ von 2016

Remember, remember
the 9th of November
broken glas, fire and plot
I know of no reason
Why our own treason
Should ever be forgot

Wake up, Deutschland, sleeping beauty
Can you hear your call of duty
The world has gone completely nuts
That’s why we’re back to help, mein Schatz
Achtung! Germans on the rise
But this time we are fucking nice!

Authoritarian nationalist Borks
So tough with your torches and pitchforks
You are not the people, you are the past
True Germans come for you! Better run fast!
Ten million bicycle helmets in sight
Jack Wolfskin jackets marching through the night
Birkenstock stomp the ground
Munching Kebab and Müsli, earth-shattering sound!
Guten Tag, the true Germans are here!
We are Xenophobic’s biggest fear!
You call for strong leaders, for fences and walls!
But being like us takes bigger balls
Cause we are…

deutsch – nice
deutsch – liberal
deutsch – compassionate
deutsch – considerate
deutsch – reasonable
deutsch – social
deutsch – temperate
deutsch – peaceful
Say it clear, say it loud:
We are proud of not being proud!
We are here to remind you
That we have once been stupid, too

Maniacs with wicked hair
Ja, ja, ja we have already been there!
Trust your teutonic expertise
We know where assholery leads…
You have an election to vote for the best
But we see it more like an IQ-test
You failed!
We’ve learned our lesson so take our advice
hold together, try to be nice and…

deutsch – open
deutsch – multi-cultural
deutsch – modest
deutsch – help the weak and poor
deutsch – neighbors
deutsch – tolerant
deutsch – Grundgesetz
deutsch – Dosenpfand
Say it clear, say it loud:
We are proud of not being proud!
Human dignity is unimpeachable
You will learn, if even we were teachable!

We are no longer murderous vandals!
Be nice!
Or we’ll come for you in socks and sandals
Reserving your sun loungers with our towels
Vegan sausage in our bowels…

Hey, you dickheads
Take a good look at these legal citizens
Of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland
In the year 2016!
It’s perfectly legal for them
To do whatever the fuck they want to do
You stupid shit for brains
And do you want to know why, fuckface?
Because they’re fucking human beings
Like you and everyone else
Have you heard of the categorical imperative, asshole?
Read Kant, cunt!
He also was…

deutsch – enlightened
deutsch – responsible
deutsch – we cycle
deutsch – and recycle
deutsch – Weltmeister
deutsch – forgiving
deutsch – Weizenbier
deutsch – never forget
deutsch – Fahrvergnügen
deutsch – freedom of speech
deutsch – European
deutsch – unity
deutsch – Fanta
deutsch – diversity
deutsch – selfless
We are Germany!
Not you! We!